Shit Chicagoans Say
“uh you don’t live in chicago, you live in skokie” aka me
FUCKING PERFECT OMG
“how much is your rent?”
(Source: pirriwinkles)
NO. Oh…you’re taking the green line? …
the ketchup on the hotdog! NO! hahaha
“what neighborhood technically is this?” life. i’ve never gone to school in the same town i live in.
*puts ketchup on hot dog* …NO!*slams*
Shit Chicagoans say.
you can put ketchup on a hot dog, but on a chicago dog…well that is a sin
this is the truth. The hotdogs though dgsdgfsdugfudsgf
Correct. Fully accurate.
“Big shitty tap”
“uh you don’t live in chicago, you live in skokie” aka me FUCKING PERFECT OMG THE RED LINE SMELLING LIKE PISS AND THE...